Friday, September 22, 2006
Real American Genius
Miss Late Night Softcore Porn Writer
Bud Light presents: Real American Genius
(real American genius)
Today we salute you Miss Late Night Softcore Porn Writer
(Miss Late Night Softcore Porn Writer)
Although not considered a 'real' writing gig, you act as if your piece of work is worthy of staying up late and figuring out 'interesting plot points'.
(Hey, whats with all this talking!)
You don't need a writing degree when you can just write the word sex, and that should take care of at least 20 minutes of a 30 minute episode
(I don't need to finish college!)
Without you, real writers would have no one to look down upon or have something to watch, real late at night - alone
(I bet my boss is watching this!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, scribe of the late night wank, because in your case, writing about sex, is far more satisfying than having it
(Miss Late Night Softcore Porn Writer)
Bud Light presents: Real American Genius
(real American genius)
Today we salute you Miss Late Night Softcore Porn Writer
(Miss Late Night Softcore Porn Writer)
Although not considered a 'real' writing gig, you act as if your piece of work is worthy of staying up late and figuring out 'interesting plot points'.
(Hey, whats with all this talking!)
You don't need a writing degree when you can just write the word sex, and that should take care of at least 20 minutes of a 30 minute episode
(I don't need to finish college!)
Without you, real writers would have no one to look down upon or have something to watch, real late at night - alone
(I bet my boss is watching this!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, scribe of the late night wank, because in your case, writing about sex, is far more satisfying than having it
(Miss Late Night Softcore Porn Writer)
// posted by vimmy fuego @ 5:50 PM 
